things to do ( a personal reminder)

things i want to do:

1) re-memorize the map of Canada and all it's capital cities
( i had a thought today "what if, in random conversation, someone was to ask me where New Brunswick was or what the capital city of Newfoundland was?"

holy fuck.

as embarrassing as this is, i would honestly to resort to one thing, and one thing only if someone was to ask me this:

run. ( after silently farting, of course) ( mostly to teach them a lesson for asking me ridiculously hard questions they KNOW i can't answer)

2)re-evaluate whether i shold flush the toilet everytime because apparently the bacteria in pee just grows to crazy amounts when it sits in the bowl, and then when the next person flushes, it splashes up ever so slightly, infecting the person with your mass amounts of urinal bacteria....

which sounds like bollocks. mabye only if it splashes directly into your asshole (anus) or urethra (boy or girl forms)

so..... forget that one.

and 3) sleep more.


goodnight.