Carlton Banks, Hillary Banks, Ashley Banks, too.
Vivianne Banks, Philip Banks, skip to my loo.
All the Banks in the world have lotsa money,
Banks, Banks, Banks, Banks, Let's play Gin Rummy.

Things are getting quite busy in this life. I've decided to get my feet more on the ground and try not to daydream as much as I usually do.
But its so hard.
I was watching a play today and couldnt stop thinking about all the Isreali men I want to make into slaves (and I dont mean that in a politically incorrect way, so if you're Isreali, just calm down) I mean that in a wonderful, 'let's share cereal' way.
But then I get caught up in a daydream of 'how many ways can i fold this sheet?'. It's a fascinating way to waste your time.
Also, and i think its ok to say, I'm getting back into showering these days. Like more than once a week. And man, its fun!!
i get to spend some one on one time with my bellybutton, I get to make my butt cheeks talk to each other (and soap too!) and this one time, i even sat down and nodded off.

SHOWERS RULE!!

Alright, back to the story.
I get to be on the radio! Thats right, CJSR!
I get to play some songs and talk some shit and hang out with Nancy.
So, just you wait.
Pretty soon I'll be making friendship bracelets for EVERYONE and we'll all ring-around-the-rosy together.
Don't miss out.

I was watching SNL clips last night until about 4,
and i almost shat and peed at the same time when i saw this one.
The rest of it is kinda boring, but its totally worth the wait!
Check er out!

Aight, I'm getting the f outta here cuz the lady who lives downstairs just came home
and shes on the phone to her friend and she's raging and im slightly scared for my life.
Hmmm, i wonder if now is a good time to let her know i farted in the heat vents...

Love and Lithuania,
Jill Darling